Ranger Retrospective

Ranger Retrospective is a blog that reviews every episode from the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers in order. I'll talk about things that stick out to me, try and interject some of the sentai stuff I find interesting, and conclude with some personal perspective. This is a show that's near and dear to my heart, so I'm gonna have a ball going through it and goofing on how cheesy and silly it is. I hope you'll join me for a look back into pure 90's culture. The only word that can describe this show? Morphenomenal MMPR power ranger reviews retrospective zyuranger super sentai mighty morphin episode guide Billy Trini Bulk Skull Jason Tommy Zack Zordon Megazord Rita Repulsa Lord Zedd Goldar Ranger Retrospective: Zyu2

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Tuesday, January 19, 2016

MMPR Season 2 Episode 21: Zedd's Monster Mash

Posted on 2:26 AM by Samurai Karasu

Spinning Teenager Punts Unsuspecting Ram
Half the Ranger Team Fed to Sharks, Little Said on Subject

Posted in Halloween, Lord Zedd, Thunder Megazord, White Ranger, Zyu2 | 9 comments

Tuesday, December 8, 2015

MMPR Season 2 Episode 15: Orchestral Maneuvers in the Park

Posted on 4:36 AM by Samurai Karasu

Power Rangers Assaulted by Monstrous Lepers
Alcoholic Tofu Trumpet Besieges Teenagers

Posted in Black Ranger, Season 2, Thunder Megazord, Zack, Zyu2 | 4 comments

Tuesday, November 24, 2015

MMPR Season 2 Episode 13: Green No More Part 2

Posted on 4:39 AM by Samurai Karasu

Lord Zedd Makes Up A Bunch of Shit, Expects Nobody to Notice
Local Government Agency Uses Tax Dollars to Name Worm

Posted in Goldar, Green Ranger, Lord Zedd, Thunder Megazord, Tommy, Zyu2 | 5 comments

Tuesday, November 17, 2015

MMPR Season 2 Episode 12: Green No More Part 1

Posted on 3:08 AM by Samurai Karasu

Hero's Energy Stolen by Diaper-Wearing Mollusk
Stupid Looking Bullies Turn into Stupider Looking Mercenaries

Posted in Dragonzord, Green Ranger, Lord Zedd, Thunder Megazord, Tommy, Zyu2 | 10 comments

Tuesday, November 10, 2015

MMPR Season 2 Episode 11: The Song of Guitardo

Posted on 5:28 AM by Samurai Karasu

Character Displays Talent Unrelated to Karate
Middle Aged White Men Unable to Grasp Concept of Gravity

Posted in Bugs, Kimberly, Lord Zedd, Pink Ranger, Season 2, Tommy, Zyu2 | 5 comments

Tuesday, November 3, 2015

MMPR Season 2 Episode 10: Welcome to Venus Island

Posted on 4:23 AM by Samurai Karasu

Magical Island Located By Observing Weather Patterns
Innocent Bystander Shot At, Was Rare in 1994

Posted in Lord Zedd, Power Blaster, Tommy, Trini, Zyu2 | 7 comments

Tuesday, October 27, 2015

MMPR Season 2 Episode 9: The Beetle Invasion

Posted on 6:52 AM by Samurai Karasu

Fictious Sport Confirmed to be Real, Nation Shocked
Lethal Explosive Used to Revive Beetle Chunks

Posted in Green Ranger, Power Blaster, Thunderzords, Zyu2 | 4 comments

Tuesday, October 20, 2015

MMPR Season 2 Episode 8: The Power Stealer

Posted on 8:16 AM by Samurai Karasu

Squid Slathers Ancient Artifacts with own Vomit
Power Rangers Crucified, Refuse to Die For Our Sins

Posted in Billy, Blue Ranger, Jason, Red Ranger, Tommy, Zyu2 | 4 comments

Tuesday, October 13, 2015

MMPR Season 2 Episode 7: The Green Dream

Posted on 5:44 AM by Samurai Karasu

Cybernetic Lamb Threatened With Hug
Top Secret Weapon Introduced, Immediately Ignored Forever

Posted in Ernie, Goldar, Green Ranger, Green With Evil, Lord Zedd, Thunderzords, Zyu2 | 5 comments

Tuesday, October 6, 2015

MMPR Season 2 Episode 6: Bloom of Doom

Posted on 7:54 AM by Samurai Karasu

Middle Class White Girl Experiences Unsympathetic Problem

Flower Monster Not Possessed By Devil, Riots Ensue

Posted in Kimberly, Pink Ranger, Season 2, Trini, Yellow Ranger, Zyu2 | 13 comments

Tuesday, September 29, 2015

MMPR Season 2 Episode 5: Putty on the Brain

Posted on 3:38 AM by Samurai Karasu

Friendly Gesture Met With Devastating Assault
Billy Invents Another Piece of Fucking Shit that Doesn't Work

Posted in Billy, Black Ranger, Blue Ranger, Lord Zedd, Season 2, Zack, Zyu2 | 2 comments

Tuesday, September 22, 2015

MMPR Season 2 Episode 4: The Wanna-Be Ranger

Posted on 5:36 AM by Samurai Karasu

Shapeshifting Gorilla Harasses Soccer Playing Robot
Sociopaths Bemused as Automaton Is Punished For Several Millenia

Posted in Alpha 5, Dragonzord, Lord Zedd, Season 2, Soccer, Thunderzords, Zordon, Zyu2 | 7 comments

Tuesday, September 1, 2015

MMPR Season 2 Episode 1: The Mutiny Part 1

Posted on 3:22 AM by Samurai Karasu

Chocolate Sauce Used to Power Motor Vehicles

Wicked Space Empress Turned Into Action Figure

Posted in Goldar, Lord Zedd, Rita Repulsa, Season 2, Zyu2 | 14 comments

Tuesday, July 21, 2015

Mighty Morphin Power Rangers Episode 60: An Oyster Stew

Posted on 3:42 AM by Samurai Karasu

Homeless Peddler Regales Teenager With Stories of Long Dead Wife
Oyster Ejaculates Acidic Pepto-Bismol

Posted in Dragonzord, Megazord, Season 1, Season Finale, Zack, Zyu2 | 8 comments

Tuesday, July 14, 2015

Mighty Morphin Power Rangers Episode 59: Mighty Morphin' Mutants

Posted on 10:03 AM by Samurai Karasu

High School Students Faced With Soul Crushing Reality
Lobster Mutant Achieves Naval Rank

Posted in Dragonzord, Excellence, Kimberly, Season 1, Tommy, Ultrazord, Zyu2 | 6 comments

Tuesday, July 7, 2015

Mighty Morphin Power Rangers Episode 58: Football Season

Posted on 4:19 AM by Samurai Karasu

Emasculated Nerd Reveals Rippling Physique
Teenager Gains Confidence By Choking Rhinoceros

Posted in Bulk, Dragonzord, Megadragonzord, Tommy, Zyu2 | 6 comments

Tuesday, June 30, 2015

Mighty Morphin Power Rangers Episode 57: Enter the Lizzinator

Posted on 2:30 PM by Samurai Karasu

20 Year Old Pop Culture Reference Manages to Remain Relevant
Alien Monsters Subdued By Movement

Posted in Beatings, Jason, Kimberly, Tommy, Ultrazord, Zyu2 | 8 comments

Tuesday, June 23, 2015

Mighty Morphin Power Rangers Episode 56: On Fins and Needles

Posted on 10:39 AM by Samurai Karasu

Boomerang Inflicts Psychological Trauma
Bickering Teenage Couple Settle Differences By Catching Shark

Posted in Dragonzord, Gung Ho, Jason, Megazord, MMPR, Tommy, Zyu2 | 4 comments

Tuesday, June 16, 2015

Mighty Morphin Power Rangers Episode 55: Second Chance

Posted on 6:58 AM by Samurai Karasu

Immortal Space Head Pocket Dialed
Aspiring Soccer Player Turns To Lucrative Career in Murder

Posted in Dragonzord, Jason, Megazord, Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers, Power Rangers, Soccer, Zack, Zyu2 | 5 comments

Tuesday, June 9, 2015

Mighty Morphin Power Rangers Episode 54: Trick Or Treat

Posted on 4:08 AM by Samurai Karasu

Prisoner Deceives Vampire With Help From Mummy
Teenagers Threaten Pumpkin Through Rap

Posted in Halloween, Kimberly, Power Blaster, Skull, Tommy, Zyu2 | 10 comments

Confusion

Eroticism

Pigs

Disgust

Lust

Disappointment

Hunger

Beatings

Weapons

Megazord