Ranger Retrospective

Ranger Retrospective is a blog that reviews every episode from the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers in order. I'll talk about things that stick out to me, try and interject some of the sentai stuff I find interesting, and conclude with some personal perspective. This is a show that's near and dear to my heart, so I'm gonna have a ball going through it and goofing on how cheesy and silly it is. I hope you'll join me for a look back into pure 90's culture. The only word that can describe this show? Morphenomenal MMPR power ranger reviews retrospective zyuranger super sentai mighty morphin episode guide Billy Trini Bulk Skull Jason Tommy Zack Zordon Megazord Rita Repulsa Lord Zedd Goldar Ranger Retrospective: Green Ranger

Confusion
Eroticism
Pigs
Disgust
Lust
Disappointment
Hunger
Beatings
Weapons
Megazord

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Saturday, July 23, 2016

MMPR Season 2 Episode 46: Return of the Green Ranger Part 3

Posted on 8:05 PM by Samurai Karasu

H20 Sends Power Rangers Over Budget
Demonic Hair Demon Bent on Murder Given Second Chance

Posted in Adam, Dragonzord, Green Ranger, Tommy, White Ranger | 21 comments

Friday, July 15, 2016

MMPR Season 2 Episode 45: Return of the Green Ranger Part 2

Posted on 9:38 PM by Samurai Karasu

Nothing Happens, Go Home
Rita and Zedd Consider Adoption

Posted in Green Ranger, Lord Zedd, Rita Repulsa, White Ranger | 10 comments

Friday, July 8, 2016

MMPR Season 2 Episode 44: Return of the Green Ranger Part 1

Posted on 8:29 PM by Samurai Karasu

Balding Wizard Concocts Plan to Steal Hair
Aging Man Desperately Clings to Youth

Posted in Green Ranger, Lord Zedd, Rita Repulsa, Tommy, White Ranger | 12 comments

Tuesday, November 24, 2015

MMPR Season 2 Episode 13: Green No More Part 2

Posted on 4:39 AM by Samurai Karasu

Lord Zedd Makes Up A Bunch of Shit, Expects Nobody to Notice
Local Government Agency Uses Tax Dollars to Name Worm

Posted in Goldar, Green Ranger, Lord Zedd, Thunder Megazord, Tommy, Zyu2 | 5 comments

Tuesday, November 17, 2015

MMPR Season 2 Episode 12: Green No More Part 1

Posted on 3:08 AM by Samurai Karasu

Hero's Energy Stolen by Diaper-Wearing Mollusk
Stupid Looking Bullies Turn into Stupider Looking Mercenaries

Posted in Dragonzord, Green Ranger, Lord Zedd, Thunder Megazord, Tommy, Zyu2 | 10 comments

Tuesday, October 27, 2015

MMPR Season 2 Episode 9: The Beetle Invasion

Posted on 6:52 AM by Samurai Karasu

Fictious Sport Confirmed to be Real, Nation Shocked
Lethal Explosive Used to Revive Beetle Chunks

Posted in Green Ranger, Power Blaster, Thunderzords, Zyu2 | 4 comments

Tuesday, October 13, 2015

MMPR Season 2 Episode 7: The Green Dream

Posted on 5:44 AM by Samurai Karasu

Cybernetic Lamb Threatened With Hug
Top Secret Weapon Introduced, Immediately Ignored Forever

Posted in Ernie, Goldar, Green Ranger, Green With Evil, Lord Zedd, Thunderzords, Zyu2 | 5 comments

Tuesday, May 5, 2015

Mighty Morphin Power Rangers Episode 50: Return Of An Old Friend Part 2

Posted on 7:02 AM by Samurai Karasu

Teenager Given Magical Powers Through Electrocution
Basement Dwelling Mole Assaults Pretty Girl

Posted in Dragonzord, Goldar, Green Ranger, Megazord, Scorpina, Tommy, Ultrazord, Zyu2 | 8 comments

Tuesday, January 20, 2015

Mighty Morphin Power Rangers Episode 35: The Green Candle Part 2

Posted on 4:55 AM by Samurai Karasu

Teenagers Pretend to Care about Terminally Ill Friend
First Documented Heterosexual Kiss Occurs in Angel Grove

Posted in Dragonzord, Goldar, Green Candle, Green Ranger, Jason, Kimberly, Kyoryuu Sentai Zyuranger, Tommy, Zyuranger | 16 comments

Tuesday, January 13, 2015

Mighty Morphin Power Rangers Episode 34: The Green Candle Part 1

Posted on 6:17 AM by Samurai Karasu

Rita Uses Magic to Read Map
Dramatic Tension Resolved Within the Course of a Single Line

Posted in Dragonzord, Finster, Goldar, Green Candle, Green Ranger, Kimberly, Tommy, Zack | 6 comments

Tuesday, November 25, 2014

Mighty Morphin Power Rangers Episode 27: Wheel of Misfortune

Posted on 7:04 AM by Samurai Karasu

Teenage Boy Hogtied by Space Monsters
Ultimate Destruction Machine Used to Dismantle Wheel

Posted in Goldar, Green Ranger, Kyoryuu Sentai Zyuranger, Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers, Power Rangers, Scorpina, Ultrazord | 7 comments

Tuesday, October 28, 2014

Mighty Morphin Power Rangers Episode 23: Itsy Bitsy Spider

Posted on 8:58 AM by Samurai Karasu

Deadly Spider Socked In Kisser
Sociopath Nerd Murders Defenseless Animal

Posted in Black Ranger, Dragonzord, Green Ranger, itsy bitsy spider, Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers, Power Rangers, Spidertron, Zack, Zyuranger | 3 comments

Tuesday, October 14, 2014

Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers Episode 21: Green With Evil Part 5: Breaking the Spell

Posted on 8:24 AM by Samurai Karasu

A Spell is Broken
Invincible Robotic Dragon Thrown Through Mountain

Posted in Breaking the Spell, Dragonzord, Green Ranger, Green With Evil, Jason David Frank, Kyoryuu Sentai Zyuranger, Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers, NO WAY, Power Rangers, Tommy, Zyuranger | 3 comments

Tuesday, October 7, 2014

Mighty Morphin Power Rangers Episode 20: Green With Evil Part 4: Eclipsing Megazord

Posted on 6:13 AM by Samurai Karasu

Scorpion Woman Ceases Providing Erections
Bullies Drive Bus, Cause Apocalypse

Posted in Eclipsing Megazord, Goldar, Green Ranger, Green With Evil, Jason David Frank, Megazord, Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers, Power Rangers, Rita Repulsa, Scorpina, Tommy | 7 comments

Tuesday, September 30, 2014

Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers Episode 19: Green With Evil Part 3: The Rescue

Posted on 8:59 AM by Samurai Karasu

Scorpion Woman Born From Boulder
20 Minutes Horrendously Wasted

Posted in Goldar, Green Ranger, Green With Evil, Horrible, Jason, Jason David Frank, Kyoryuu Sentai Zyuranger, Scorpina, The Rescue, Tommy, Zyuranger | 5 comments

Tuesday, September 23, 2014

Mighty Morphin Power Rangers Episode 18: Green With Evil Part 2: Jason's Battle

Posted on 8:31 AM by Samurai Karasu

Weapon Possesses Ludicrous Powers
Galactic Soldier Garroted by Testicles

Posted in Episode 18, Goldar, Green Ranger, Green With Evil, Jason, Jason David Frank, Jason's Battle, Kyoryuu Sentai Zyuranger, Megazord, Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers, Power Rangers, Zyuranger | 7 comments

Tuesday, September 16, 2014

Mighty Morphin Power Rangers Episode 17: Green With Evil Part 1: Out of Control

Posted on 8:43 AM by Samurai Karasu

Franchise Gains Legitimacy
Teenager Frozen, Becomes Asian

Posted in Episode 17, Goldar, Green Ranger, Green With Evil, Jason, Jason David Frank, Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers, MMPR, Out of Control, Power Rangers, Red Ranger, Review, Rita Repulsa, Tommy | 4 comments

Confusion

Eroticism

Pigs

Disgust

Lust

Disappointment

Hunger

Beatings

Weapons

Megazord