Ranger Retrospective

Ranger Retrospective is a blog that reviews every episode from the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers in order. I'll talk about things that stick out to me, try and interject some of the sentai stuff I find interesting, and conclude with some personal perspective. This is a show that's near and dear to my heart, so I'm gonna have a ball going through it and goofing on how cheesy and silly it is. I hope you'll join me for a look back into pure 90's culture. The only word that can describe this show? Morphenomenal MMPR power ranger reviews retrospective zyuranger super sentai mighty morphin episode guide Billy Trini Bulk Skull Jason Tommy Zack Zordon Megazord Rita Repulsa Lord Zedd Goldar Ranger Retrospective: Goldar

Confusion
Eroticism
Pigs
Disgust
Lust
Disappointment
Hunger
Beatings
Weapons
Megazord

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Monday, May 29, 2017

MMPR Season 3 Episode 19: Changing of the Zords Part 1

Posted on 9:14 PM by Samurai Karasu

Baboo Makes Joke, Nobody Laughs
Ancient Ninja Master Threatened With Becoming Milkshake

Posted in Finster, Goldar, Katherine, Lord Zedd, Ninjor | 4 comments

Wednesday, April 26, 2017

MMPR Season 3 Episode 15: The Potion Notion

Posted on 4:05 PM by Samurai Karasu

Romantic Affection Portrayed Via Barking
Invisibility Just A Thing Everyone Can Do Now I Guess

Posted in Aisha, Finster, Goldar, Kim, Ninja Megazord, Rito Revolto, Skull, Tommy | 9 comments

Friday, August 19, 2016

MMPR Season 2 Episode 50: Wild West Rangers Part 1

Posted on 10:56 PM by Samurai Karasu

Romantic Cactus Turns Into Green Goo
Johnny Yong Bosch Comes to Set With Tuberculosis

Posted in Bulk and Skull, Goldar, Kimberly, White Ranger | 9 comments

Friday, July 1, 2016

MMPR Season 2 Episode 43: The Wedding Part 3

Posted on 10:09 PM by Samurai Karasu

Snake Monster Forced into Piano Servitude
Dramole Avoids Social Interaction, Surprises No One

Posted in Finster, Goldar, Lord Zedd, Rita Repulsa | 5 comments

Friday, June 24, 2016

MMPR Season 2 Episode 42: The Wedding Part 2

Posted on 7:06 PM by Samurai Karasu

Snoozing Sorcerer Woken By Feather
Sociopathic Android Becomes Most Relatable Character in Show

Posted in Goldar, Lord Zedd, Rita Repulsa, Thunder Megazord | 10 comments

Tuesday, June 7, 2016

MMPR Season 2 Episode 40: Rangers Back in Time Part 2

Posted on 10:10 PM by Samurai Karasu

Opportunity for Comedic Scenario Cautiously Sidestepped
Giant Rock Proves Little Challenge Against Power Rangers

Posted in Goldar, Thunder Megazord, Tommy | 7 comments

Tuesday, May 17, 2016

MMPR Season 2 Episode 37: Forever Friends

Posted on 6:11 AM by Samurai Karasu

Jetpacks Used to Assault Superheroes
Women in Spandex Jump Around for Audiences' Amusement

Posted in Aisha, Goldar, Kimberly, Thunder Megazord | 7 comments

Tuesday, March 29, 2016

MMPR Season 2 Episode 30: Mirror of Regret

Posted on 1:40 PM by Samurai Karasu

Rocky Effectively Destroys Child's Self-Confidence
Jackass Monster Assists Rangers in Murdering Him

Posted in Adam, Goldar, New Toys, Power Cannon, Rocky | 6 comments

Tuesday, March 22, 2016

MMPR Season 2 Episode 29: Goldar's Vice-Versa

Posted on 10:56 PM by Samurai Karasu

Bulk and Skull Become Petrified By Human Interaction
Tertiary Villain From 20 Episodes Ago Reappears, Disappears

Posted in Adam, Aisha, Goldar, Scorpina | 5 comments

Tuesday, January 26, 2016

MMPR Season 2 Episode 22: The Ninja Encounter Part 1

Posted on 3:21 AM by Samurai Karasu

Baby Rolls Down Hill For 20% of Episode
Tommy Encounters Critical Situation, Braids Hair

Posted in Adam, Aisha, Goldar, Rocky, Season 2 | 9 comments

Tuesday, December 15, 2015

MMPR Season 2 Episode 16: Beauty and the Beast

Posted on 4:58 AM by Samurai Karasu

Evil Space Aliens Kidnap High School Student, Imprison Her in Fuck Dungeon
Fortune Teller Provides Bulk with Tips for a Healthy Diet

Posted in Goldar, Kimberly, Lord Zedd, Terrible, Thunder Megazord | 10 comments

Tuesday, December 1, 2015

MMPR Season 2 Episode 14: Missing Green

Posted on 5:18 AM by Samurai Karasu

Jason Feels Bad About Something that Happened 40 Episodes Ago
Trini Disappears For Half the Episode, Nobody Bothers to Notice

Posted in Dairanger, Goldar, Jason, Lord Zedd, Red Ranger, Season 2, Thunderzords, Tommy | 10 comments

Tuesday, November 24, 2015

MMPR Season 2 Episode 13: Green No More Part 2

Posted on 4:39 AM by Samurai Karasu

Lord Zedd Makes Up A Bunch of Shit, Expects Nobody to Notice
Local Government Agency Uses Tax Dollars to Name Worm

Posted in Goldar, Green Ranger, Lord Zedd, Thunder Megazord, Tommy, Zyu2 | 5 comments

Tuesday, October 13, 2015

MMPR Season 2 Episode 7: The Green Dream

Posted on 5:44 AM by Samurai Karasu

Cybernetic Lamb Threatened With Hug
Top Secret Weapon Introduced, Immediately Ignored Forever

Posted in Ernie, Goldar, Green Ranger, Green With Evil, Lord Zedd, Thunderzords, Zyu2 | 5 comments

Tuesday, September 1, 2015

MMPR Season 2 Episode 1: The Mutiny Part 1

Posted on 3:22 AM by Samurai Karasu

Chocolate Sauce Used to Power Motor Vehicles

Wicked Space Empress Turned Into Action Figure

Posted in Goldar, Lord Zedd, Rita Repulsa, Season 2, Zyu2 | 14 comments

Tuesday, May 5, 2015

Mighty Morphin Power Rangers Episode 50: Return Of An Old Friend Part 2

Posted on 7:02 AM by Samurai Karasu

Teenager Given Magical Powers Through Electrocution
Basement Dwelling Mole Assaults Pretty Girl

Posted in Dragonzord, Goldar, Green Ranger, Megazord, Scorpina, Tommy, Ultrazord, Zyu2 | 8 comments

Tuesday, April 28, 2015

Mighty Morphin Power Rangers Episode 49: Return of an Old Friend Part 1

Posted on 9:22 AM by Samurai Karasu

Rita Repulsa Expresses Disdain Over Parental Abandonment
Cake Based Physics Discussed At Length

Posted in Dragonzord, Goldar, Kimberly, Zyu2, Zyuranger | 6 comments

Tuesday, March 24, 2015

Mighty Morphin Power Rangers Episode 45: Crystal of Nightmares

Posted on 5:16 AM by Samurai Karasu

Wolf Gladiator Observes Nubile Young Men Wrestling
Immigrant Maid Scared to Death by Studying Teenagers.

Posted in Bulk and Skull, Goldar, Horrible, MMPR, Scorpina, Zyuranger | 5 comments

Tuesday, March 10, 2015

Mighty Morphin Power Rangers Episode 42: A Pig Surprise

Posted on 6:40 AM by Samurai Karasu

Incompetent Bullies Provide Support for Obese Pig
Pig Demon Expresses Desire to be Murdered Alongside Lover

Posted in Bulk and Skull, Goldar, Megazord, Pig boxers, Pudgy Pig, Terrible, Trini, Zack | 4 comments

Tuesday, March 3, 2015

Mighty Morphin Power Rangers Episode 41: Rita's Seed of Evil

Posted on 2:52 PM by Samurai Karasu

Blue Troll Demon Plants Seeds in Exchange for Toothpaste
Monster Finds Itself Aesthetically Pleasing, Is Murdered

Posted in Bulk and Skull, Goldar, Jason, Megazord, Patchjob, Scorpina, Tentacles, Zyuranger | 5 comments

Confusion

Eroticism

Pigs

Disgust

Lust

Disappointment

Hunger

Beatings

Weapons

Megazord