Obviously, Season 2 was a bit of a bust in terms of quality content. We really had a massive slog near the end and nobody wants to deal with all that bullshit. But now it's time to be a bit more positive. To focus on what Season 2 actually did right. As much as I enjoy being a snarky doofus, I have to admit there were a few episodes of Season 2 I actually have quite a fondness for. So let's get on with it!
Make sure to share your favorite Season 2 episodes too! I love knowing how close I come to other people's feelings on this series I hold so near and dear.
I'd be lying if I said this episode was the best thing
Season 2 produced, but it still introduced us to the cutest Zord this franchise
will ever see.
Before I ramble endlessly about how much I love Tor the
Shuttlezord, let's talk about the other positives of this episode. Even though
it focuses heavily on the World-Get-Your-Insubordinate-Actors-Out-of-the-Series-Conference, it manages to sidestep the awkwardness of casting body doubles for
Jason, Zack, and Trini. They aren't even mentioned until halfway through the
episode. The show actually functions significantly better when it stops trying
to pretend those three didn't quit. Yeah they're off-camera, let's move on with
the plot.
Then we get a relatively imposing monster in Fourhead, followed
by the debut of Tor the Shuttlezord. My precious cawing little turtle. Everything
about him is absolutely adorable. The way he scratches his feet like a bull,
the way he struggles around when he gets tipped over, all of it. He's an
absolute delight. The Tigerzord's fine, the Thunder Megazord overstayed its
welcome by a good 30 episodes, but Tor is Season 2's Zord MVP. Well done buddy, you're one shell of a Zord.
9) Two For One
Yeah that's right, I liked the episode with a monster named
Pursehead. I'm as surprised as you are.
Other than the aforementioned monster, this episode really
hit the mark for me. Tommy and Kim go on a date, Trini gets to show off a
little sass, Zedd whips out a double dose of monster magic, and we even get to
see the Thunderzords fight without combining for once! Literally for once,
because they'd never do it again. Thanks for nothing Dairanger. Why don't you take your plot about the duality of human
nature and amazing kung-fu choreography and shove them up your ass. I want toy
unicorns shooting fireballs.
The reason this episode is ranked so low is honestly all
because of Pursehead. What an absolute misfire she is as a monster. For the
majority of the episode, all she does is fire a big shitty looking compact at
the Rangers. Her design isn't bad, but that's ignoring the fact that she's a
giant goddamned purse named Pursehead. PURSE.HEAD. That's riding awfully close
to Tube Monster levels of laziness.
But she clearly wasn't the monster we're supposed to care
about. Lipsyncher is the one who fulfills that criteria. She's not much more
intimidating, what with the fact she's a giant tube of lipstick in a thong. Nothing
outstanding, but it's still pretty fun. I'd definitely say it's worth a shot.
Oh yeah, and Bulk and Skull's "Power Rangers
Detector" might be one of the funniest gags in the whole season. It almost
makes their stupid attempts to discover the Rangers identities worth it.
Spoilers: You're going to see a few Zyu2 episodes on this
list. Get comfortable.
As a respected loner, I don't much care for human romance.
That being said, "The Song of Guitardo" hit my sweet spots. Kim's
song for Tommy is sweet and it doesn't come off as ham-handed and uncomfortable
like you would expect from Power Rangers.
I would go as far as to say it's one of the only emotional moments in this
series that actually works. Kimberly sings a melancholy song about changing,
which is her way of telling Tommy she'll still toss him a quickie even when he
stops being the Green Ranger.
The sentimentality is also coupled with some extra silly
Bulk and Skull shenanigans. Have you ever wanted to see Skull adjust a pair of
fake princess titties? You've come to the right episode! The fact that he
adopts a horrendous cockney accent for absolutely no reason provides the juicy
cherry on top of this sundae. Now to wait for Bulk to fall into it.
Guitardo isn't a mind-blowing monster, but his battle with
Tommy and Kimberly is enjoyable. I also really like that Kim gets to be the one
who saves Tommy this time around. Nice to see someone other than that Green
has-been getting screen time. Oh yeah, and Kim's finishing move on Guitardo is
fucking aces. Well done everyone!
Make no mistake, this episode has a handful of things that
are pretty lousy. But it's on here for one simple reason. I love me some
Serpentera.
I don't care about the fact the Rangers are getting
replaced, I don't care about a Swiss Peace Conference, I don't care that the
Rangers have to go to some planet to find a magical sword, but I do care about
a ten billion foot tall robo-dragon who can nuke an entire goddamned planet with
the press of a button.
I'm sorry, I really don't have anything else to say.
Serpentera is so fucking good. This episode is good solely because of his debut
and everything else is nothing but a means to get to footage of Serpentera.
And that footage is good enough to land it this high on the
list. Because that dragon is a stone-cold murderer. It's glorious.
The word "realistic" doesn't belong anywhere near
the Power Rangers franchise, but this
episode gets about as close as possible. At least until the samurai made of
handsaws shows up.
This is one of the few episodes of Power Rangers that I enjoy for reasons other than "Dinosaur
heroes hit all the bad guys!" The action in this episode is passable, but
that isn't what I'm here for. The drama triangle between Aisha, Kim, and
Shawna is all really fun to watch. Shawna slowly transitions from an
eye-rolling mean girl stereotype into a fleshed-out character. She's given more
depth in 20 minutes than Rocky received in 30 episodes.
Not to mention I love the fact that Shawna calls Kimberly on
the fact that she's acting so inhumanly nice. Shawna was acting like a
humongous prick to Kim, but Kim still listens to Shawna's story about her
parent's divorce. It's believable not just because the Power Rangers all have
to be good every single moment they're on screen, but because Kim's been
through a rough divorce. She's willing to help someone in the same spot, and it
hits the mark perfectly for me.
What else happened in this one? Doesn't matter. If the main
course is good enough, sometimes it's worth dealing with lukewarm potatoes.
A number of the episodes I remember enjoying as a kid didn't
live up to the hype on this rewatch. I'm happy to say this episode was just as
much fun as I remember.
Rita and Zedd getting married is one of the few good ideas
that came out of Season 2. Rita basically stopped being a character in late
Season 1, so it's astounding that the writers even wanted to bring her back.
Not only did they bring her back with plenty of flair, they hitched her to the
villain they created without any Japanese influence. That's pretty ballsy, and
adds a fun bit of spice to an otherwise
droll back half of a season.
I'm always a big fan of Power
Rangers pulling out old monster costumes, so naturally I was excited to see
some of the classic old monsters drop by. Even better is the absolute absurdity
that is Rita and Zedd's wedding reception. Invenusable Fly Trap and Grumble Bee
drink dry ice martinis, Snizard plays piano, and Robogoat gets forcefed jelly
by a Z Putty. It's bugnuts insanity and I wish it lasted an entire episode.
For as much as I detest spliced together Zord battles, the
battle against six of Rita and Zedd's old monsters is a bunch of big stupid
fun. Just when the show runs out of usable Dramole footage, they pull out
scenes of Eye Guy firing energy. It works a lot better than the other shitty
one on one Zord fights that can't show contact, and concludes this trilogy in a
satisfying skirmish. I now pronounce you man and wife. Mazel tov.
I've been a nut about this episode ever since I was a kid,
and the only surprise here is the fact I didn't put this one at the very top.
I know it may not sound like the best episode of Season 2,
but it's always held a special place in my heart. Primator has always been one
of my favorite monsters, and I love his shapeshifting gimmick. The action in
this episode is some of my absolute favorite stuff from Zyu2, and I'm always
happy to sit down and watch it again.
Primator trying to invade the Command Center stops mattering
as a plan about two minutes after Zedd suggests it, but it's still a much
smarter idea than Rita ever cooked up. It also gave us the moment when Billy
calls Alpha 5 a "naughty, naughty boy." Which is a line so funny that
it would get this episode on my top 10 regardless of any other content.
I'm not particularly interested in the subplot with Alpha 5
learning how to play soccer with some dumbass kid, but that's really the only
thing I dislike in this episode. I don't think it's a bad idea to focus an
episode around Alpha, but I also don't want to see children anywhere near this
children's' television program.
Remember about two paragraphs ago when I said Primator had
some of my favorite Zyu2 fighting footage? Well this episode's action blows it
out of the water.
Holy smokes almighty I love the fight with Robogoat. Let me
offer a list of characters who've defeated Tommy in a one on one fight without
some power draining technique.
1. Robogoat
Oh what's that? Yeah that's right. He's the only one who
managed to beat Tommy in a battle. How do you other monster chumps like that? A
goat wearing a gold bowl on his chest beat the Rangers' ace in the hole. Kick
rocks Pursehead.
Robogoat somehow manages to be a pretty threatening monster,
in spite of his hilarious bleating. He even seems to be one of the few monsters
that really put the Thunder Megazord on the ropes. Even better is his
ass-kicking swordfights with Jason and Tommy. No Putties, no 5 on 1 bullshit,
Robogoat wants a duel and he's going to get it no matter what you say. He
steals some stupid magical sword that doesn't make any sense, but that's all to
make him look even more boss.
This is the first episode that focuses on Tommy's powers
being weakened, and it's easily the best. I don't need monsters designed
specifically to drain energy. Give me a boss bitch goat who can kick plenty of
ass and I'm sold.
Alright, that's enough babbling about cool fight scenes.
Here's one of the all time great episodes of Season 2. A character study on
Bulk and Skull.
While I couldn't hide my inevitable disdain for Bulk and
Skull's tedious subplot about discovering the Power Rangers' true identity, I'm
still happy it led us to this episode. Bulk and Skull are a pair of
Neanderthals who only exist so the universe can humiliate them. The fact that Power Rangers took the time to give them
some sort of pathos and humanity is utterly astounding.
An episode that seemed like it existed to explore what would
happen when the Ranger Teens lost their memories soon evolved into Bulk and
Skull's finest hours. They discovered exactly what they wanted. They know who
the Power Rangers are. They could take this information and become famous for
being the Edward Snowden of magical superheroes, but they choose not to. They
make the choice to surrender their chance at fame and fortune to do the right
thing. These two utter lummoxes make the decision to be heroes, and it's great.
This is the first flash of character that you see from Bulk
and Skull, and it's insane to think these are the same Biff Tannen wannabes
from the pilot. If you want to know why people love these two so much, look no
further than this episode. I was really close to putting this at number 1, but
I had one that I couldn't ignore. No matter how obvious of a pick it is, no
matter how simplistic it is to select this one, I had to go back to basics for
number 1.
I'm sure this is an easy pick, but let me at least try and
defend myself here. I seriously feel like this episode is the best because of
how many fucking things it manages to accomplish and how quickly and
effortlessly it manages to turn this whole series onto its head.
Season 1 of Power
Rangers was odd, but Rita and her cronies never seemed to be particularly
intimidating. They were a nuisance at best. Then comes the first episode of
Season 2 where a brand new villain appears in the goddamned sky and tells Rita
she's an incompetent buffoon and strips her of her command. Then he renovates
the Moon Palace to his liking, subjugates Squatt and Baboo, humiliates Goldar
into five seasons of servitude, and declares war on the Power Rangers.
Zordon doesn't mince any words when he tells the Rangers how
hopeless their situation is. Zedd is more dangerous than anything they've ever
seen and the Rangers are told that in excruciating detail. It sets the stakes
so amazingly that it feels like it was written by a completely different team.
Zedd unleashes Putties, the crowning jobbers of the Power Rangers universe, and they manage
to absolutely school our heroes. If that wasn't enough to terrify you, Zedd's
newest monster is a fuckin' piranha. Not just any piranha though. A piranha who
completely negates the Rangers Dinozords. Holy fucking shit. THAT is how you
introduce a villain.
Honestly, you didn't include my single favourite of the season on here, but then again, my love for "Best Man for the Job" may be a bit irrational. I love comedy episodes in PR, and this one makes me laugh a lot more than most. I fall for the ending hook, line and sinker, and it had by far the best Bulk and Skull stuff in ages (I'm rather more down on WiaRNaR? than most; I honestly think that it does a lot of damage to Bulk & Skull's arc in the first 6 seasons when seen in retrospect). But I can't honestly call any of the episodes you picked here bad, so I'd call that a success.
ReplyDeleteI went out and bought a Robogoat action figure on the strength of your treatment of The Green Dream. Primarily for use in my ongoing Doctor Who Art Project. But my son basically proceeded to beg me to let him have it every five minutes for the next two weeks before I caved and gave him the ridiculous little guy.
ReplyDeleteSolid list, however one thing that surprised me- No Great Bookala Escape? I love the sheer mind melting insanity of that episode. Ditto Storybook Rangers Part 2.
ReplyDeleteI loved Green Dream and the Wannabe Ranger, so glad to see them on the list. I'm surprised no White Light, at least part 1. The suspense in that episode always seem to intrigue me even when I was younger. Very good list nonetheless.
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