Wednesday, April 26, 2017
Monday, April 17, 2017
Monday, April 10, 2017
Posted on 7:42 PM by Samurai Karasu
While we've already taken a long and detailed look at the Power Rangers Movie, I didn't dive into the litany of spin-off merchandise that it spawned! Today we're going to take a look at the many, MANY video games this film vomited onto home consoles. But I don't know no shit about no damn vimeo games. So I've enlisted the help of my good friend FreezingInferno of Frezno's Raving Rants to help out. See ya next week for Final Face-Off!
Wednesday, April 5, 2017
Monday, April 3, 2017
Posted on 8:36 PM by Samurai Karasu
Y'know what? I'm not feeling particularly enthused with my initial take on the new Power Rangers movie. That doesn't mean I'm going soft and getting rid of it, but I think I'd prefer having a counterpoint on it. I'm not used to reviewing movies, unless they're starring purple semen monsters, and this movie only had a brief mentioning of ejaculation. How can I possibly hope to stand a chance?!
Well that's why I've
I apologize that this keeps up from the much-anticipated continuation of Season 3, but please try and understand. I had to spend two weeks of my life listening to the misadventures of a rapping specter. I had to give myself a little space away from the series before I jumped back in. Next thing you know, I'll have to watch a jack-o-lantern monster with tree roots for legs. That's be insane!
Thanks for your (presumed) patience. This movie is the biggest shot in the arm this franchise could ever get, and I didn't want to leave it with a review I wasn't completely happy with. In the meantime, enjoy the cosmic restraint it took me to not mention the fact that the Red Ranger jerked a bull off in a movie released in TYOOL 2017.
For those of you wondering why? I honestly don't have an answer.
Monday, March 27, 2017
Posted on 6:12 PM by Samurai Karasu
Yeah, I'm actually talking about this thing. I dragged my sorry ass out to a theater for the first time in I don't know how long to see my childhood slapped onto the big screen for all to see. I'll be relatively cavalier about plot details, so if you want to go in fresh, this probably isn't for you. Any heavy spoilers will be denoted via .gif though, so I won't go too nuts! Inside, you can read my harrowing tale of theater woes; convincing a dear friend to waste his Saturday night with me, movie contraband, and a couple of the biggest dickheads I've ever had to deal with in a theater.