Tuesday, November 29, 2016

Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers The Movie Part 4




Hideous Computer Effects Slowly Battle Each Other
Film's Climax Produces Insurmountable Mental Breakdown


Saturday, November 19, 2016

Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers The Movie Part 3



Character Somehow Developed Without Use of Karate
Obese Australian Man Dances for Nickles

Saturday, November 12, 2016

Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers the Movie Part 2


Centuries'-Old Sorcerer Hocks Loogie
Purple Chicken Emissary Kicked in Face

Saturday, November 5, 2016

Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers the Movie Part 1



Teenagers Commit Mass Suicide For Charity
Superheroes Protect Junkyard From Sentient Boogers




Friday, October 28, 2016

Season 2 Monster Guide now updated!

A brief update for you sweet readers out there. I've completed a Season 2 monster guide that you can now find in the drop down monster menu up in the top bar. Or for the lazy, here's a link.

I made sure to add a few new jokes as well as recycle a few old ones, so hopefully that page won't be a complete waste of your time. If it is? Eh, the pictures should look nice. Or find something else to look at. Maybe you could look into the eyes of the people you hold closest to you instead of looking at decent-looking screen captures from a Japanese television program. Whatever floats your boat.

Let me know if there's anything that doesn't belong in the Season 2 monster guide, particularly typos or funny jokes. I actually finished it like two months ago so I would have some spare time to work on things this month. What kind of things? Well it's a secret!

...What the fuck is that thing?






Sunday, October 23, 2016

Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers Season 2 Overview



I don't think anyone would disagree with me when I refer to Power Rangers 2nd season as a complete clusterfuck. I'll delve into the many reasons why Season 2 was so wretched in this article, but that's not to say it didn't make some good decisions going forward. Probably. I mean there was the episode when…um…

I think we're going to have to map this out.

Saturday, October 15, 2016

Top 10 Best MMPR Season 2 Episodes



Obviously, Season 2 was a bit of a bust in terms of quality content. We really had a massive slog near the end and nobody wants to deal with all that bullshit. But now it's time to be a bit more positive. To focus on what Season 2 actually did right. As much as I enjoy being a snarky doofus, I have to admit there were a few episodes of Season 2 I actually have quite a fondness for. So let's get on with it!

Make sure to share your favorite Season 2 episodes too! I love knowing how close I come to other people's feelings on this series I hold so near and dear.