Tuesday, September 12, 2017

MMPR Season 3 Episode 30: Master Vile and the Metallic Armor Part 2


Magical Energy Armor Does Jackshit Against Ooze Boy
Hideous Pile of Slime Given Inexplicable Pathos


Wednesday, September 6, 2017

MMPR Season 3 Episode 29: Master Vile and the Metallic Armor Part 1


Devious Villain Gains Control of Empty Shithole
Unstoppable Machine Bursts into Tears




Monday, August 28, 2017

My Name is Samuraikarasu, and I am an Addict

This isn't an easy post to make, but I think it will help clarify a few things that are going on in my life.

Tuesday, August 22, 2017

MMPR Season 3 Episode 28: A Chimp in Charge


Writers Expect Us to Believe Tommy Cares About Egyptian History
Rasta Gorilla Shot in Heart by Missile






Monday, August 14, 2017

MMPR Season 3 Episode 27: Another Brick in the Wall


Sub-Plot Deemed Too Boring to Read About
Body Transmogrification Cured With Poison 




Tuesday, August 1, 2017

MMPR Season 3 Episode 26: Rita's Pita


Tommy Critiques Child's Dietary Choices
Police Officer Uses Fish for Wallet




Tuesday, July 25, 2017

MMPR Season 3 Episode 25: A Different Shade of Pink Part 3


Aussie Wins Again!
Teenager Escapes Prison By Massaging Skeleton