Sunday, January 15, 2017

MMPR Season 3 Episode 5: Ninja Quest Part 2


Kimberly Finds an Interesting-Looking Rock
Vampire Egg Planted by Demon Crows


Sunday, January 8, 2017

MMPR Season 3 Episode 4: Ninja Quest Part 1




Magical Moon Mud Used to Hatch Eggs
Man Makes Worst Face Ever to be Captured on Film




Wednesday, December 28, 2016

Questions and Answers!


You beloved kids actually asked me questions?! You mean I actually get to post something this week?

Fuck.

Ah whatever, let's answer some q's and a's!

Thursday, December 22, 2016

I Got Nothin




Oh man I'm sorry it's been a little quiet from your old pal Sammy K. I've been trying like a dog to get something written for Season 3 but Christmas in retail is kicking my buns (pardon the language.) I was hoping that I would have something backlogged, but even the movie posts ended up coming out a little later than I would have hoped for, and that was the last thing I wanted to have happen.

So what I'm going to do is something I didn't want to, but here we are. I'm going to be taking time off until the new year. Start fresh with Season 3 in 2017, provided we don't all die in a horrific nuclear holocaust sometime before then.

I'd feel kind of remiss if I didn't offer something to you beautiful readers out there, so I figure I'll at least open up a little Q and A segment. If anybody wants to ask me anything, Ranger-related or no, let me hear about it! Leave a comment, e-mail me (samuraikarasu@gmail.com), I unno. Do one of those two cause I'm more likely to see it. Anything you want my opinion on, thoughts on, I don't know.

I'm planning on posting any answers on Wednesday, December 28th. So if you'd be kind enough to humor me and ask a question sometime before then, I'd appreciate it! Otherwise I'll just be back here on Wednesday with a gun in my mouth.

Don't wanna ask that weirdo who talks about Tommy's bulge and Bulk's choice of underpants a question? That's fine too. Just have a fuckin great Christmas regardless. Sorry I was so ill-prepared for a busy season, but I appreciate your continued reading and support. A bunch of love from my edge of the globe to yours, and a genuine hope that your holidays are wonderful.

Tuesday, December 13, 2016

Alpha's Magical Christmas



By Philip J Reed, of Noiseless Chatter


Tuesday, December 6, 2016

Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers the Movie: Overview



This is a post I really didn't want to make. I already watched Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers: The Movie in 20 minute chunks for a month. I spent so much time on it already, but I never came to an absolute conclusion on my main thesis.

Is this movie any good?

I'm really torn on it, and I'm going to find my answer as I write this. The one rule I've given myself about this piece of writing is I need to give a definitive answer at the end. Is this movie worth watching or not? I refuse to conclude this piece by giving some wishy-washy "well it's kinda good and kinda bad" answer. I promise to you lovely readers that I'm going to come to a definitive conclusion at the end of this write-up.

This post would have probably been more useful a month ago before I implied you should watch this film with me. Oops! At least now you can instruct future generations as to whether or not they should partake in this cinematic masterpiece. Strap in everyone, let's dissect this movie one last time.

Tuesday, November 29, 2016

Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers The Movie Part 4




Hideous Computer Effects Slowly Battle Each Other
Film's Climax Produces Insurmountable Mental Breakdown