Thursday, October 19, 2017

Ranger Key Collection Ver. 2.0




Hoo boy. Here we go. Time to own up and admit just how many of these plastic trinkets I've blown paychecks on. I promise you good people I'll get back to writing episode reviews in due time, I've just needed something to post on here that I could write (mostly) if I wasn't at home. Thank you for giving me time, and I understand any frustration you good people have with me. If it makes you feel any better, I've picked up a hobby far more financially damaging than any gambler ever could.

Alright, come inside and see my shame.


Wednesday, September 27, 2017

Where the Fuck Have I Been?

Not writing. Okay, we'll see ya later.


Tuesday, September 12, 2017

MMPR Season 3 Episode 30: Master Vile and the Metallic Armor Part 2


Magical Energy Armor Does Jackshit Against Ooze Boy
Hideous Pile of Slime Given Inexplicable Pathos


Wednesday, September 6, 2017

MMPR Season 3 Episode 29: Master Vile and the Metallic Armor Part 1


Devious Villain Gains Control of Empty Shithole
Unstoppable Machine Bursts into Tears




Monday, August 28, 2017

My Name is Samuraikarasu, and I am an Addict

This isn't an easy post to make, but I think it will help clarify a few things that are going on in my life.

Tuesday, August 22, 2017

MMPR Season 3 Episode 28: A Chimp in Charge


Writers Expect Us to Believe Tommy Cares About Egyptian History
Rasta Gorilla Shot in Heart by Missile






Monday, August 14, 2017

MMPR Season 3 Episode 27: Another Brick in the Wall


Sub-Plot Deemed Too Boring to Read About
Body Transmogrification Cured With Poison