Ranger Retrospective

Ranger Retrospective is a blog that reviews every episode from the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers in order. I'll talk about things that stick out to me, try and interject some of the sentai stuff I find interesting, and conclude with some personal perspective. This is a show that's near and dear to my heart, so I'm gonna have a ball going through it and goofing on how cheesy and silly it is. I hope you'll join me for a look back into pure 90's culture. The only word that can describe this show? Morphenomenal MMPR power ranger reviews retrospective zyuranger super sentai mighty morphin episode guide Billy Trini Bulk Skull Jason Tommy Zack Zordon Megazord Rita Repulsa Lord Zedd Goldar Ranger Retrospective: Dragonzord

Confusion
Eroticism
Pigs
Disgust
Lust
Disappointment
Hunger
Beatings
Weapons
Megazord

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Saturday, July 23, 2016

MMPR Season 2 Episode 46: Return of the Green Ranger Part 3

Posted on 8:05 PM by Samurai Karasu

H20 Sends Power Rangers Over Budget
Demonic Hair Demon Bent on Murder Given Second Chance

Posted in Adam, Dragonzord, Green Ranger, Tommy, White Ranger | 21 comments

Tuesday, November 17, 2015

MMPR Season 2 Episode 12: Green No More Part 1

Posted on 3:08 AM by Samurai Karasu

Hero's Energy Stolen by Diaper-Wearing Mollusk
Stupid Looking Bullies Turn into Stupider Looking Mercenaries

Posted in Dragonzord, Green Ranger, Lord Zedd, Thunder Megazord, Tommy, Zyu2 | 10 comments

Tuesday, September 22, 2015

MMPR Season 2 Episode 4: The Wanna-Be Ranger

Posted on 5:36 AM by Samurai Karasu

Shapeshifting Gorilla Harasses Soccer Playing Robot
Sociopaths Bemused as Automaton Is Punished For Several Millenia

Posted in Alpha 5, Dragonzord, Lord Zedd, Season 2, Soccer, Thunderzords, Zordon, Zyu2 | 7 comments

Tuesday, September 15, 2015

MMPR Season 2 Episode 3: The Mutiny Part 3

Posted on 11:52 AM by Samurai Karasu

Misplaced Batteries Result in Near Death Experience
Imprisoned Galactic Empress Finds Comfort in Alcoholism

Posted in Dinozords, Dragonzord, Lord Zedd, Megazord, New Toys, Thunderzords, Zordon | 12 comments

Tuesday, July 21, 2015

Mighty Morphin Power Rangers Episode 60: An Oyster Stew

Posted on 3:42 AM by Samurai Karasu

Homeless Peddler Regales Teenager With Stories of Long Dead Wife
Oyster Ejaculates Acidic Pepto-Bismol

Posted in Dragonzord, Megazord, Season 1, Season Finale, Zack, Zyu2 | 8 comments

Tuesday, July 14, 2015

Mighty Morphin Power Rangers Episode 59: Mighty Morphin' Mutants

Posted on 10:03 AM by Samurai Karasu

High School Students Faced With Soul Crushing Reality
Lobster Mutant Achieves Naval Rank

Posted in Dragonzord, Excellence, Kimberly, Season 1, Tommy, Ultrazord, Zyu2 | 6 comments

Tuesday, July 7, 2015

Mighty Morphin Power Rangers Episode 58: Football Season

Posted on 4:19 AM by Samurai Karasu

Emasculated Nerd Reveals Rippling Physique
Teenager Gains Confidence By Choking Rhinoceros

Posted in Bulk, Dragonzord, Megadragonzord, Tommy, Zyu2 | 6 comments

Tuesday, June 23, 2015

Mighty Morphin Power Rangers Episode 56: On Fins and Needles

Posted on 10:39 AM by Samurai Karasu

Boomerang Inflicts Psychological Trauma
Bickering Teenage Couple Settle Differences By Catching Shark

Posted in Dragonzord, Gung Ho, Jason, Megazord, MMPR, Tommy, Zyu2 | 4 comments

Tuesday, June 16, 2015

Mighty Morphin Power Rangers Episode 55: Second Chance

Posted on 6:58 AM by Samurai Karasu

Immortal Space Head Pocket Dialed
Aspiring Soccer Player Turns To Lucrative Career in Murder

Posted in Dragonzord, Jason, Megazord, Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers, Power Rangers, Soccer, Zack, Zyu2 | 5 comments

Tuesday, May 26, 2015

Mighty Morphin Power Rangers Episode 52: Two Heads Are Better Than One

Posted on 4:35 AM by Samurai Karasu

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Posted in Dragonzord, Jason, Tommy, Ultrazord, Women's Self Defense, Zyu2 | 4 comments

Tuesday, May 5, 2015

Mighty Morphin Power Rangers Episode 50: Return Of An Old Friend Part 2

Posted on 7:02 AM by Samurai Karasu

Teenager Given Magical Powers Through Electrocution
Basement Dwelling Mole Assaults Pretty Girl

Posted in Dragonzord, Goldar, Green Ranger, Megazord, Scorpina, Tommy, Ultrazord, Zyu2 | 8 comments

Tuesday, April 28, 2015

Mighty Morphin Power Rangers Episode 49: Return of an Old Friend Part 1

Posted on 9:22 AM by Samurai Karasu

Rita Repulsa Expresses Disdain Over Parental Abandonment
Cake Based Physics Discussed At Length

Posted in Dragonzord, Goldar, Kimberly, Zyu2, Zyuranger | 8 comments

Tuesday, February 17, 2015

Mighty Morphin Power Rangers Episode 39: Doomsday Part 1

Posted on 7:00 AM by Samurai Karasu

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Posted in Dragonzord, Goldar, Lokar, Megadragonzord, Rita Repulsa, Titanus, Ultrazord, Zordon | 2 comments

Tuesday, January 27, 2015

Mighty Morphin Power Rangers Episode 36: Birds Of A Feather

Posted on 7:11 AM by Samurai Karasu

Invincible Destruction Machine Hugged by Bird
Talking Computer Strangles Teenage Boy With Tentacles

Posted in Dragonzord, Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers, Power Rangers, Ultrazord, Zack, Zyuranger | 10 comments

Tuesday, January 20, 2015

Mighty Morphin Power Rangers Episode 35: The Green Candle Part 2

Posted on 4:55 AM by Samurai Karasu

Teenagers Pretend to Care about Terminally Ill Friend
First Documented Heterosexual Kiss Occurs in Angel Grove

Posted in Dragonzord, Goldar, Green Candle, Green Ranger, Jason, Kimberly, Kyoryuu Sentai Zyuranger, Tommy, Zyuranger | 16 comments

Tuesday, January 13, 2015

Mighty Morphin Power Rangers Episode 34: The Green Candle Part 1

Posted on 6:17 AM by Samurai Karasu

Rita Uses Magic to Read Map
Dramatic Tension Resolved Within the Course of a Single Line

Posted in Dragonzord, Finster, Goldar, Green Candle, Green Ranger, Kimberly, Tommy, Zack | 6 comments

Tuesday, January 6, 2015

Mighty Morphin Power Rangers Episode 33: The Yolk's On You

Posted on 7:04 AM by Samurai Karasu

Embarrassing Nerd Dresses as Cowboy to Escape Reality
Monster Misses Lunch; Weeps Uncontrollably

Posted in Billy, Dragonzord, Eggs, Karate, MMPR, Putties, Squatt and Baboo, Tommy, Ultrazord | 5 comments

Tuesday, December 30, 2014

Mighty Morphin Power Rangers Episode 32: A Star is Born

Posted on 5:56 AM by Samurai Karasu

Angel Grove High Promotes AIDS Precautions
Silkworm Traps Power Rangers inside PVC Pipe.

Posted in Bulk, Dragonzord, Goldar, Kyoryuu Sentai Zyuranger, Megadragonzord, Megazord, Scorpina, Tommy, Zyuranger | 5 comments

Tuesday, December 23, 2014

Mighty Morphin Power Rangers Episode 31: Calamity Kimberly

Posted on 10:51 AM by Samurai Karasu

Troll Watches Teenage Girl Outside Her Window
Golems Utilized as Slaves for Food Preparation

Posted in Dragonzord, Kyoryuu Sentai Zyuranger, Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers, Pink Ranger, Ultrazord, Zyuranger | 3 comments

Tuesday, November 11, 2014

Mighty Morphin Power Rangers Episode 25: Life's A Masquerade

Posted on 7:30 AM by Samurai Karasu

Immortal Robot Slave Attends Party
Frankenstein Shaves Mullet, Becomes Unstoppable

Posted in Beatings, Dragonzord, Frankenstein, Kyoryuu Sentai Zyuranger, Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers, Power Rangers, Season 1, Zyuranger | 4 comments

Confusion

Eroticism

Pigs

Disgust

Lust

Disappointment

Hunger

Beatings

Weapons

Megazord