Yeah, I'm actually talking about this thing. I dragged my
sorry ass out to a theater for the first time in I don't know how long to see
my childhood slapped onto the big screen for all to see. I'll be relatively
cavalier about plot details, so if you want to go in fresh, this probably isn't
for you. Any heavy spoilers will be denoted via .gif though, so I won't go too
nuts! Inside, you can read my harrowing tale of theater woes; convincing a dear
friend to waste his Saturday night with me, movie contraband, and a couple of
the biggest dickheads I've ever had to deal with in a theater.
